We are hoping a rap counts as a poem because this is our entry:
DJ Kimmus (featuring beetNick)
Yo, DJ
don’t kick da beet!!
da pppptttt-pppptttt tssssst
da pppptttt-pppptttt tssssst
here’s a little rap,
with a succulent beat,
about a tasty root
so earthy sweet!!
This little beet
is a double treat
greens on top,
and underneath
a juicy feat!!
Saute their greens,
and cook the meat.
red or gold
Yo,
behold!!
boiled… broiled…
this beet ain’t
SPOILED!!
Slice it
Dice it
throw it in a
Soup
suckin down some borscht
while ya sit on yur
STOOP!!
red and ROUND,
my hands stained
PINK
No matter yo
‘cuz this beet
STANKS!!
Yo, Check da beet…
da ppppttt-ppppttt tsssst
da ppppttt-ppppttt tsssst
I just about died when I read this. It is so completely excellent! I performed it for the Unicyclist last night while he was washing dishes, and he was equally amused.
ReplyDeleteWe'd love to see you and BeetNick perform it, though, for sure. :D Maybe next First Friday?!?!?
Youse got madd skillz, yo.
Too funny! You two have my vote, great rap, sure to be hard to beet...
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